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1 - Roadie Bashing
Roadie beat up by a punter who didn't like a choon i was playin
2 - Wheres my Drink?
Clubber mashed out of his face comes to the DJ booth waving a tenner .... demanding andrew served him a budweiser, wouldn't accept we weren't the bar
3 - Bird with big t*ts
Of course every DJ likes his skills to be admired by foxy chicks, well this one came in the DJ booth and started pressing her ample breasts into my back as i was playin, i wasn't arguing, till she reached over and lifted the needle off the record ... i can stiill see it in slo mo ..... nnnnnoooooo!!!!
4 - Wrecking Resident
Amplifier and monitor speakers blown up every week by another resident we used to play after .... we will name no names :0) - same person guilty of setting mixer booby traps
5 - Tight Security
DJing with my bro one night, having an argument as usual .... find my self dragged out of the club for hassling the DJ .... took ages to convince them i was the DJ and my record was running out